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December 29th, 2008

Ah, Christmas. I love Christmas. I am not one of those people who gripe about the crowds, nor am I one of those people who spends a lot of time searching for random, thoughtful-seeming presents for coworkers and distant relatives. We're not exactly living Little House in the Big Woods, here (per last year's rumination on gifts and consumerism), but our holiday is lower-key than it is for a lot of (most?) middle-class (and MC-aspiring) Americans.

We began the official holiday with a lovely Christmas eve service at my parents' church (also the host of my Scout troop), with Christmas story bible readings, carols and candles. The young and handsome pastor played guitar for several songs, and Zeke burned his hand on a candle, so there were ups and downs -- but generally a lovely experience. (Until we exited the church into a truly torrential downpour. I hope that wasn't some kind of omen.)

And Christmas itself? It was lots of fun: By "it," I mean most all of it. There was the inevitable stress of getting presents and pajamas packed into the car for the (shortish) drive to my mother-in-law's house, the inevitable chaos of having four little kids (nearly-9, 5, 4 and 1.5) together in one house, the general hustle of saying "Hi!" to my parents and brother's family in nearly the same breath (it seems) as saying "Bye!" to them as we whirl on out to see the other family. But mostly, it was fun. As I've said before, I love hanging out at my mother-in-law's house (and her holiday habit of making a big pitcher of sangria only adds to the appeal). This trip was much more hectic (the nephews) than usual, but still pretty fun.

I especially love seeing the kids (and even the grown-ups) open their presents. Hannah is transitioning into that age where the distant relatives have started to give her shower gel and those little mesh puffballs for washing, instead of toys (though she has turned the puffball-scrubbie into a toy), but these particular relatives were not present, so she was spared the effort of looking grateful. Mostly, it's toys -- toys for grownups, too (and cash -- thanks to generous relations!). That there were four kids all there opening together, and then four kids to play with the result added to the stress, at times, but also to the fun.

In the spirit of the American holiday, in which we obliquely and silently pay homage to Mammon at least as much as to anyone else, allow me to note some of my favorites among the Christmas loot:

Best Toy: There was no real Floam this year, the gift that Hannah yearned for a few years back and which, after her sincere (but failed) attempts to make it fun, has become a household byword for betrayed anticipation. Most of the toys were, in a word, awesome. The best of the bunch, in terms of the amount of play that it got, were the My Meebas that Granny got each of the post-toddler grandkids. Hannah studiously played with hers and got it out the first day; Zeke's took until Saturday, but he was all the more excited by it. I think he likes it more than Hannah, and they are both determined to get more of them. (You can go to the very annoying My Meebas website to see what they are.)

Most used, grown-up category:  The Harry Potter 20 Questions orb. Hannah got one from Santa Claus, and Granny, coincidentally, got one from us. (Hannah got the regular flavor of 20 Q game last year or so, and it has been a great favorite. These things are eerie in their ability to "guess" your answer from a series of often seemingly unrelated questions.) Trying to stump the game became a weekend habit. (I did it with with Flobberworms, and Hannah did it with Cho Chang, of all people, but to give you an idea how unlikely this is, it guessed answers as obscure as Amelia Bones and Bezoar.)

Most used, kid category: Hannah's awesome "Guess Who Extra" game, from Nana and Grandad. The "rock 'em sock 'em" Kung Fu Panda game that Zeke got will never endure as many game plays as this superior game already has. (I know this, because cousin J. opened his game and it keeps falling apart and is, generally, adorable but poorly engineered. For KFP fun, watch the DVD extras instead.) Guess Who is a great game anyway, but the "extra" (with categories such as "Monsters" and "Creepy Crawlies") gives it even more longevity.

Funniest: Tie. I got my dad a poster showing a group of Plains Indians with the slogan: Homeland Security. Fighting terrorism since 1492. Pretty cool, if I do say so myself. My mother-in-law got my bro-in-law M. a glass mug from despair.com, with what is maybe my favorite of their Demotivators: Achievement.

Almost didn't make it to the recipient: We got Rob's youngest bro a really cool academic "cookbook" (really more of a dissertation on food science and meal planning), and I think he hated to let it out of his hands. Said bro's wife, my lovely sister-in-law A., scored a dip calligraphy set that I hated to see go, even though I had specifically picked it out for her. Does this mean that we have something in common with them? Besides our mutual regard, of course.

Best in show: Cash, obviously, which we are perennially short on (though I must say we did an excellent job of budgeting this Christmas!). But the best tangible thing was probably what [info]salvador_dalai and I got for ourselves: The Dr. Horrible DVD! Haven't watched Commentary! The Musical, yet, but just seeing it on a big TV-sized screen was a true treat, as was introducing mom-in-law to its glories. (She loved it, obviously.) Maybe we should have a Dr. H.-watching party (and serve frozen yogurt and soup, of course).




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December 21st, 2008

This morning, Zeke accidentally fluttered his eyelashes against my face. "A butterfly kiss!" I exclaimed.
"What's a butterfly kiss?" he asked. I was sure we'd been over this before. But... I brushed his cheek with my eyelashes.
He shrieked with mock horror: "Aaaaaaaarrrrgh! You kissed me with your EYE! EYE-KISS!"
And then he dissolved in laughter.

And that's how I started my solstice celebration....
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December 19th, 2008

It's got to be "The Christmas Shoes," right? C'mon. You can complain about your novelty annoyances, and they wear pretty thin, but they're also pretty easily dismissed.

"The Christmas Shoes," though: Wow. If you are lucky enough not to be familiar with this tune, imagine if you will a softcore country ballad telling the story of a little boy on a quest to buy fancy "Christmas" shoes for his dying mother. That's right: It's Christmas Eve, and the little guy is at a store buying pretty shoes, which are "just her size," so that "if Mama meets Jesus tonight," she'll be able to wear them. He urges the sales clerk to hurry, because "Daddy says there's not much time."

Where to begin? For starters, what little boy has the faintest idea what size shoe his mom wears? Really? But my real problems with this song are more profound. To wit, if I were on my deathbed, I'd much rather have my son with me, sharing a last few precious moments, than out buying anything. Especially shoes. Luckily, I've never been mortally ill, so I can't exactly predict what would be going through my mind as the last hours trickled away, but I bet shoes would be pretty far down the list. Unless they were magical cancer-curing shoes or something like that. Maybe shoe-based defibrillators. I suggest defib, because in the movie version of this song, the young mother-on-deathbed suffers from heart problems.

That's right -- I said "movie." Starring Rob Lowe and Kimberly Williams, no less. It was even released on a real network (more or less). The website calls it a "little song with a big message." Um? That dying women need footwear, too? That Jesus has high fashion standards?

I know, I know: It's supposed to demonstrate the importance of giving, to detract from the commercialism of our modern Christmas by showing that true gift-giving comes from the heart. But is a song about a boy SHOPPING for SHOES really the best way to convey such a message? I think not. How about a song about a little boy who is too poor to give presents, so instead he plays his drum as a gift? Or a song about a rich ruler tramping into the snow to bring food and cheer to a poor man? Heck, John Legend's ode to "Nutmeg" has more to do with the spirit of Christmas than "The Christmas Shoes."

Because you know what this song is about? Making money off of sentimental people. That's not the true spirit of Christmas. Sure, it's the true American spirit, so I can see how easy it is to get confused.


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December 11th, 2008

Wow, it's been a while, eh? A lot of folks have been getting away with a lot of stuff. Time they were put on notice!

Serotonin:
I realize, now, that I've completely underestimated you. Taken you entirely for granted. I see now; I understand how important you are. I'm glad you're coming back to me. Don't leave again, 'K?

Heat Miser:
I will stop going around and saying that I like your brother better. (I really do think you have awesome hair.) And I promise to watch your new movie -- I've even got it programmed into the DVR already. So can you let it snow? Please? It's been so long!

Facial hair:
I have loved you, and still, in the right context, do. You know I love a beard -- my fella's got one, probably always will. I love it. I love the way the right beard makes a handsome face gorgeous, like the (handsome but) rawboned Viggo Mortensen turning into smokin' Aragorn, or the (handsome but) pointy-chinned Hugh Jackman turning into the temperature-raising Wolverine or Drover. So yeah, I'm with you, most of the time. But mustaches? They're a dodgier proposition, and it's the rare face that can bear up under the hirsute grandeur of, say, the Sam Elliot Special or the Jamie Hyneman Deluxe. It's an even rarer lip that dares the cosmic weirdness of, say, a Billy Ruiz Extravaganza. The recent spate of pornstaches is not to be borne. Facial hair, get off the lips of Jude Law and Robert Downey Jr. I don't care what movie they're making; if it's not a sequel to Boogie Nights, they have no business with those things on their faces. While you're at it, facial hair, leave Brad Pitt and Orlando Bloom alone, too. You can have Dr. Phil and Thomas Friedman.

Christmas:
Slow down! Everybody always says "slow as Christmas," but you're like a jackrabbit these days.

The Big Three:
No, you can't have any more of my money. I have two GM cars at home, and they replace two previous GMs. The first new car I bought was a Chevy, and it replaced my favorite, a Ford. You have gotten plenty of my money over the years. Fine. But you can't have my taxes. The bankers, apparently, need it all. Seriously, I know people say the economy will collapse if we "let" any or all of you fail, but why weren't you doing something last year, or last decade, when analysts and observers pointed out that your big ol' cars and bloated business models were headed for trouble? Weren't you paying attention when Priuses became a phenom and Coopers became hot? Weren't you watching people check out the high resale value of Honda Accords and Toyota Camrys? You just gave up, didn't you? You thought it was fine to pay laid-off auto workers 90% of their wages, and to crank out many interchangeable big ol' things, supposing that a bunch of trucks and vans, a couple of classics (Mustang, Camaro) and a few fads (the Neon, the PT Cruiser) would carry you indefinitely. Nonsense. Listen, I understand bad financial decisions -- been there, done that. And I guess I can't blame you for trying, but if I went up to Washington and asked Congress for a handout, er, bailout, Capitol Security wouldn't even let me on the floor. And you don't get a handout either. Suck it up, and stop holding the country for ransom.

The University of Tennessee:
I realize money's tight, and maybe in the world of NCAA coaches, a $6 million severance package accounts for belt-tightening. But did you have to rub our faces in it by hiring Phil Fulmer right back, for $12,000 a month? I mean, c'mon -- hundreds of people are losing their jobs all over this city, without a six-figure cushion. Without a four-figure one, either. I know, supposedly Fulmer's new salary comes from private donations, yadda yadda yadda -- you couldn't have found a better way to spend that money? On, say, NOT FIRING TEACHERS? Maybe part of Fulmer's responsibilities can include helping kids figure out to how to graduate without being able to take the classes they need.

Girl Scout Chocolate-covered almonds:
You are too delicious. Go away. Oh, wait, you're almost gone already? How'd that happen?



December 4th, 2008

Because I'm too mopey to post, I take refuge in my annual delight: Holiday specials! Last year, I did a pretty thorough rundown:


  • Part the first: A new one, and my favorites

  • Part the Second: The Good, the Weird and the Ugly

  • And Part the Third: The Rest (an "Ani-magic" wonderland)


    ho, ho, ho

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  • November 21st, 2008

    A touch of snow today

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    I missed the brief flirtation with snow we had a few days back. A friend woke up to snow dusting her ivy, and lots of people reported seeing proper flurries on Saturday, on Tuesday....

    Not me. I missed Saturday's Blount/West Knox flurries somehow, and I missed Tuesday's campus/East Knox flurries because I work in a windowless hole beneath a tower. This time, I didn't miss it -- there's not much to see, but it is, unmistakeably, SNOW. Hearing a student in the outer office mention it, I scurried out of my basement stronghold to the parking garage, and there, drifting every so slowly down through the gingkos in the tree well: Snowflakes. Not a lot. And maybe you had to kind of squint to see them, but they were there.

    I love snow. I really miss the infrequent but dependable snows of my childhood winters. The January that Hannah was born, we had a "blizzard" in central North Carolina -- a couple of feet of snow, which left us in the hospital stranded. The nurses camped out on pallets and cots, and lunch that first day or two consisted of the dregs from the kitchen shelves: I remember one meal consisting of a slice of bread and half of a canned peach. Hannah says she's a snow pixie because we had so much snow the first month of her life.

    Snow days are still magical in my mind. Every little flake that lazily finds its way into the tree well holds the promise of real snow, blanketing the ground, ready for snowmen or snow cream or just for looking at. The promise is almost always, these days, unfulfilled, but the magic is still there.

    November 20th, 2008

    Robert Ben Garant is in town for a benefit appearance for the Highlander Center. One of the celebrities -- in his case, comic genius -- to spring from my native soil. He's one of the few that I have some connection with. I didn't know him that well in high school; he's actually my brother's age. But he went to a high school near mine, and competed in speech and drama at the same time I did. His teacher/coach was buddies with mine, that sort of thing. We did different events, but I think he competed directly against my brother (who I guess has bragging rights thereby).

    But I do have one story. I'm sure he doesn't remember me, but I wonder if he remembers this occasion. My freshman year of college, a friend and I came up to Knoxville to see The Rocky Horror Picture Show, which played weekly at a crappy theater on the westside. (Locals: Remember The Kingston Four?) They always had a police officer stationed there, presumably to stop any rice- and camp-fueled rioting, but really, I expect, to keep an eye on all the proto-goths and New Wavers and flaming geeks. (Which persons, history shows, are generally better behaved than their mundane-seeming counterparts. But I digress.)

    Anyway, my car wouldn't start -- dead battery. The officer wouldn't help us, but then, if we were at Rocky Horror, we were obviously wierdos who had thereby abandoned any claim to the protection of law. The convenience store next door didn't have jumper cables. We were trying to figure out what to do, along Kingston Pike at 2 a.m., when a carfull of Farragut High students came over. It wasn't because they knew me; a couple of them recognized me, I think, and I them, but they were just doing the basic humanitarian thing. They volunteered to drive down the Pike in search of jumper cables. They found some, at another convenience store down the road, but the store clerk wouldn't let them take the cables off the premises.

    Not to worry -- they volunteered to leave one of their number behind as surety for the cables. They came back to us in the K4 parking lot, bearing jumper cables but minus one friend. We got my car jumped off, and they returned the cables, and all was well.

    The cable hostage was Robert Ben Garant. Mostly, I laugh at his work because it's hilarious. But there's a litle part of me that sometimes laughs, too, because I think about this skinny teenager hanging around a convenience store in the wee hours waiting for his friends to rescue near-strangers and come back to ransom him.

    November 18th, 2008

    But on the other hand

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    After letting of steam in yesterday's post, I got a little karmic reward.

    This morning, I woke up to the sound of Zeke laughing in his sleep. I thought at first he was crying (he'd crawled into our bed, as usual), but when I put my hand on him, I realized that he was laughing. Just chuckling away.

    That was a good way to start the day.

    November 17th, 2008

    I need to learn how to put up with incompetents. Not because incompetents should be allowed to roam free, but because otherwise I'm going to have a heart attack before my  next birthday. Unfortunately, I'm used to hanging around irl with smart, competent people, like [info]salvador_dalai , coffey, [info]ratjin , wen3so, [info]willowtreewren  and [info]msbitterheart .

    So apparently I'm spoiled. I expect that the professors whose students I work with will NOT go out of their way to sabotage the students and make my life harder as a by-blow to the students' misery. I expect that the students and faculty will remember, or at least remember to look up, the instructions on how to fill out basic (yet vitally important) paperwork. Then again, I ever so foolishly expect that people in general are aware of basic traffic laws and care about the most general principles of hygiene and safety as they walk, drive and shop.

    The carelessness and vindictiveness that sometimes marks all of the above are, usually, pretty easy for me to ignore. I have gotten much better in my mellow middle-age at letting these annoyances waft over me; otherwise, I wouldn't have survived this long. But lately, the world seems particularly rife with annoyance, and it's getting harder and harder let it waft. There are various situations I can't really go into, such as my deep fears about a nonprofit I'm involved with, but one example will illustrate why I'm having a frustrating day (weekend?). I did some freelance editing recently, for an academic journal that happens to be edited by a faculty member at the university. Fine. But instead of paying me as a freelancer, from the journal, they're paying me through the university payroll. This means (a) a LOT more taxes will come out, because it'll be lumped on top of my regular paycheck, which will bump me for that paycheck into a higher bracket, etc.; (b) I have to prepare special extra paperwork, explaining that I did not do this work on company time; and (c) it will be in the end-of-December paycheck (at the earliest), which will mean it will have been nearly THREE MONTHS after the work, and I'd planned to use this money for Christmas. None of this was made clear to me in advance, and none of it was told to me directly at all by the faculty member or her assistant; I only found out about when one of my bosses asked me to do the extra paperwork.

    Infuriating.
    I am trying to abstain from complaining to the faculty member until after I get paid. But it's really, really hard. And believe it or not, this isn't the biggest thing I'm annoyed about right now!

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    November 13th, 2008

    We just got Frodo and Friends out of the barrow... Our nightly readings of The Lord of the Rings are sporadic, because the kids' bedtime is already unhealthily late. (We're trying, and for disorganized bohos, we do alright.) But sometimes, the length of the reading session is determined not by the time we start, but by the events of the story.

    Like tonight. On the Barrow-Downs. Sure, the idyll in Tom Bombadil's house isn't exactly action-packed, and depending on how, as a reader, you care to handle all the singing, you can glide through pretty easily, stopping at any point without any cliff-hangers. The next chapter? Not so much. I mean, you can't stop reading aloud when Frodo is left alone in the fog, hearing his friends' cries for help. And you certainly can't stop when he's the only one awake inside the glowing grave chamber. You've pretty much got to keep on going till Tom comes to save the day, and Merry, Pippin and Sam shed their grave togs and run around naked in the sunshine.

    Hannah's OK. She thought Tom's suggestion to run around naked was hilarious, in fact, and she curled up in bed murmuring "Ho, Tom Bombadil, Tom Bombadillo!" Given past experiences, there's still a chance she'll wake up worried about wights, but for now, the emotional coast is clear.

    Not so for Zeke, who cried and cried as soon as we left the room, and had to be cosseted and cuddled and have extra "buddies" (stuffed animals) piled up around him. I think it's the first time he sought out Blue's floppy, soft company since he was 2. Yikes. I was really careful never to say that the wights were "ghosts," a word that Zeke is afraid of. I didn't even say straight out that they were skeletons, or undead, or anything like that, being vague as to my theories about wight-ness. Frankly, I thought I was being pretty clever with this.

    But let's face it, those Barrow-wights are scary. As I kissed Zeke's tear-wet face, I remembered (belatedly) that for me, the Barrow-wights were always one of the scariest parts of the whole trilogy. Scarier by far than those Black Riders, even with the creepy sniffing. Scarier, even, than the Paths of the Dead. The whole episode is so creepy and random, and the disembodied (literally) hand wriggling like a spider? Horrible. It creeps me out a little even now, thinking about it.

    What makes some things scarier than others? I mean, really, not much in LOTR is as scary as, say, the average episode of CSI, because those are real things that happen to real people, all too frequently. Not much in LOTR is as scary or as upsetting as a tragically truncated Amber Alert, or half the stories of the war in Iraq. But fiction, well-written, acts upon our imagination in ways that most news stories do not (and that's lucky for us, really).

    We never know what's going to scare a kid, what's going to stay with them for life. I'm often surprised at how sanguine Hannah or Zeke are about some things, and then again how upset they are by things that I had hitherto thought tame. The Barrow-wights aren't like that. I could've seen this one coming. They are truly scary.

    What scares you?



    November 11th, 2008

    Movie updates

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    Since one of the main movies I've been waiting for opens this weekend, I thought I'd better get up to date on the (few) movies I've seen this fall!

    A few weeks back, for [info]msbitterheart 's birthday, the gals and I went to see The Duchess
    Keira Knightley sure is pretty. )

    And then a few days later I saw another movie about love: "True love" this time, with a happy ending.
    Nick and Norah's Infinite Romance )

    And finally, this past weekend, I took the kids to see Madascagar: Escape 2 Africa with my brother and nephew.
    They're baaaack! )



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    November 10th, 2008

    Sukiyaki Western Django

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    I like!

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    November 7th, 2008

    Zeke-dono, living the game

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    Zeke is a natural-born role-player. What the career potential is for this, I don't know, but he's got a real affinity and talent.

    For a long time, he spent a lot of time halfway (or more) inside a "game" world inspired by InuYasha, in which a powerful but good demon named Sato, the leader of the Band of Ten, demonstrated his amazing powers. These largely involved superhuman feats of strength or speed. "In the game," Z would say, "I'm taller than -- what's the tallest thing on earth?" "Mount Everest, I guess." "OK. In the game, I'm taller than Mount Everest. I could STEP on Mount Everest." Or, "In the game, I'm faster than the fastest thing on earth or the fastest thing in outer space." There would occasionally be some running around, leaping and demonstrating of various martial-arts moves: Dragon Twister! Sword Push!

    He progressed to wanting to draw pictures of the various members of the Band of Ten (which term is inspired, I should add, by these guys). For a while, he even thought about going for Hallowe'en as Sato, his gigantic and heroic alter-ego. "The game" faded as a constant preoccupation earlier in the fall (aided, probably, by the big influx of Bionicles around his birthday). But it never really went away, and kung-fu moves and general character creation would still crop up at random times.

    Now, it's samurai. (Gee, where'd he get that from?) Last night, he refused to relinquish his towel after his bath, having it tied around his neck and practicing what looks like reasonably convicing iaijutsu. His signature move is "the triple weapon draw." He can also be pulled out of almost any sulk by "running like a samurai" (or, really, a ninja), that distinctive way of holding the arms stretched out behind. Zeke's elaboration is to leap in the middle of the run.

    "My name is Kyuzei," he announced this morning. "My samurai wears a long blue coat" (hence the towel). He looked consideringly down at his feet and added, "And sometimes he wears one sock." (Also, because he's basically this guy, of course he uses twin blades.)

    I know that I should deplore his attraction to swords and the guys who wield them, and that I should steer him towards Legos instead of make-believe ninjas and feudal warriors and steampunk samurai, but I'm sort of caught up in the game, too. I delight in the Dragon Twister and the Triple Draw, and I dearly love the fearsome ronin with the double swords but the single sock.

    I can't help but wonder what he'll do with all this imaginative energy when he really learns to write.

    November 6th, 2008

    Motivation

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    By Christmas, Hannah will have to pick a topic for a class research project -- each year, her school holds a "Great Brain" fair (which last year was featured on TV news) -- and she begins speculating on this about as early as she and Z. begin speculating on their Hallowe'en costumes. (Which is to say, as soon as the last event is past, they're brainstorming on the next one.) So Hannah's been mentioning Great Brain topics since, oh, March. (Great Brain is kind of like a science fair, except the kids can do any topic, not just scientific ones.)

    She's down to three strong contenders: The Hindenburg, the Titanic, and sound waves. The first two are subjects she's very interested in, having watched a couple of TV specials and read some books about them. (The Hindenburg has the added appeal of having been featured on an episode of Mythbusters.) I think they're all great topics, and I suggested she just do whichever one would be most fun to work on. So this morning, she said she'll probably do sound saves, "because that's the one I know the least about. I already know a LOT about the Titanic and Hindenburg."

    Wow. Most people's motivations would be to go with the things they already know, which would make the work easier, or would let them concentrate on presentation rather than research, or whatever. Not Hannah -- she genuinely wants to pick the topic where she feels has the most to learn, because that's what makes it fun. Learning, fun?

    You go, girl.

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    November 5th, 2008

    Which Samurai 7 Character am I?

    It's probably obvious... )

    Quiz here
    There is so much punditry and analysis out there already this morning, that I won't delve too deeply into Obama's victory, except to celebrate my relief and excitement and -- yes -- hope. I am hopeful about the economy, about the war, and about things in general this morning, despite my blurry brain from staying up too late and toasting too much.

    So instead of nattering on, I give you Peter Baker, from today's New York Times: "But the task awaiting Mr. Obama arguably transcends this economic program or that foreign crisis. He takes over a nation weary of the past and wary of the future, gloomy about its place in the world, cynical about its government and desperate for some sense of deliverance. Nearly nine of every 10 Americans think the country is on the wrong track, the deepest expression of national pessimism in the polling history. 'Obama this year recognizes the country needs to be healed,' said the presidential historian Michael Beschloss."

    It is not the president's job to make us feel better. But healing? That, I can get behind.

    Yes we can!
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    November 4th, 2008

    So I've been mulling over a piece about the prevalent myth that hard work = prosperity, and how that has deflated (and given the lie to) the "American Dream," and then the lovely and talented wenso went ahead and wrote something over on HER blog! Read it.

    This topic is one of endless fascination and frustration for me. Years ago, I remember reading an article in the Raleigh newspaper about some affluent homeowners who were angry about a new development that was within sight of their 400K homes. I don't remember her exact words, but the upshot was "We worked hard for what we have, and we don't appreciate our property values being hurt by people who just won't work as hard as we do." Now, this was a development targeted at homeowners with salaries in the 30-50K range, the idea being that the schoolteachers, police officers and firefighters who served the suburb of Cary might actually be able to live in the town where they worked. These are the layabouts who might besmirch the hallowed precincts of the businesspeople, engineers and whatnot in the pricier homes. And you can see the woman's point: Who'd want miscreants like teachers and cops mucking up the neighborhood?

    But she wasn't thinking of teachers and cops. She was thinking of those criminally low salaries. And low salaries must mean low motivation. Bad attitude. Lack of ambition. Perhaps it never occurred to her that someone might actually choose a lower-salary job because they feel called to help others, or because they have an affinity for that type of work, or whatever. And I'm sure it never occurred to her that someone might "choose" a lower-salary job because they grew up in a family that never assumed they'd go to college, a family where the head of household had that kind of job.

    In this country, one of the best predictors of a young person's lifetime income is the income of the person at the head of the family they grew up in. In plain language, the kind of job your father or mother has plays a major role in determining what kind of job YOU will have. (This correlation is strong enough that litigators use it to determine a young person's lifetime potential earnings in damages lawsuits.) The class lines we deny that we have are much more tenacious and harder to cross than most of us suspect.

    This is one of those cases where anecdotal evidence lines up with the scientific and statistical evidence. Look around you: Are the richest people you know the best people? Are they even the hardest-working ones? In some cases, yes -- a person has a great idea or immense drive and pulls up from hardscrabble conditions to the pinnacles of financial (and, thereby, in our country social) success. These examples are visible enough to keep the "American Dream" alive, but is it a realistic or even likely roadmap to financial success? I suspect that the odds of a lower-income person becoming one of the wealthy are even less than the odds of a high-school football player becoming an NFL superstar.

    Do you really need statistics on this? Again, look around you. Do you see nurses slaving through 12-hour shifts, carrying not only the physical demands of the job but also the intellectual and emotional demands? Do you see school teachers showing up for 6 a.m. bus duty, then grading papers at night until  9, then taking second jobs in the summer to cover their mortgage? Do you see technicians and factory workers on their feet for hours at a time, doing dirty backbreaking work in poorly heated rooms?

    I could go on and on. If you are tempted to counter by saying, "Well, those people don't *have* to do those jobs; they could have gone into another line of work," then ask yourself: "But then who would do those jobs?" They have to get done by somebody!

    It is so obvious to me that personal merit does NOT equate in any kind of way with financial success (Ken Lay, Leona Helmsley, on and on) that it is difficult for me even to have a conversation about it. I feel as if I'm speaking a different language, one with no common ground. I imagine it's like trying to discuss theology with a Scientologist.

    There is much to be said about our nation's mortally dangerous ignorance about economics. That supply-side economics retains any credence, for instance, despite all evidence to the contrary. That hegemony, not financial wisdom, dictates economic policy. Perhaps this is another post for another day.  On this day, this election day, I know a lot of people are voting for an American Dream that doesn't exist for them. They're voting out of fear that somebody will take away their hard-earned money and property. And they are blind to -- or are ignoring -- the lie that runs beneath those fears.

    November 3rd, 2008

    I think it must be true that some people have "addictive" personalities -- that is, that some of us do not merely engage with some product, entertainment or device, but we obsess on it. It's fairly common with little kids -- I remember a friend's preschool-age niece having watched 101 Dalmations so many times in succession that she knew not only dialogue but the specific bark sequences.

    It happens with food, too. You know how a little kid (say, for instance, my kids) will want some new treat or snack exclusively just up until the point where you finally decide to stock up on whatever kind of cereal or whatever it is? And then they're done, and the cereal goes bad? My kids do not just have this as a trait of kid-hood -- they have it "honestly," perhaps even genetically (?) from me.

    I have it bad. For me, it largely takes the form of pop culture obsessiveness (though I do the food thing, too, the everlasting frustration of [info]salvador_dalai 's careful shopping lists). If I get "into" a show or movie or book series, then I want to watch nothing but that show. I want to read about that show online, and I want to watch fan-made videos of it. Right now, it's Samurai 7, which passes both my own movie-quality test ("Does it have a sword?") AND Ralph's original ("Does it have a spaceship?"). Only really in anime are you likely to find both, joy!

    How is it possible for a middle-aged woman to squee like a schoolgirl over fanmade wallpapers of steampunk samurai? Sad, really -- but irresistible. I never really outgrow these things, retaining a deep affection for each new love after it ripens into an old love (remember last year's fangirl obsession with Pirates? That's a love that will probably never die.)

    I've learned to live with this. Nurture the obsession (and thank the Gods of the Tubes for the internet, right?). Indulge it, even (but keep the wallet closed). Soon, each new crush will fade into the comfort of a well-worn love affair.

    And in the meantime, if you want to talk about Katsu or Kyuzo, you know where to find me.

    October 31st, 2008

    Tricky treats

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    We had a good time trick-or-treating, but it was weird to start when it was still broad daylight. A lot of the regular houses weren't open for business -- maybe they thought it was too early? The kids got tired pretty soon, but not so early that they didn't get tons of loot, as usual.

    But the main reason I post is to show off their costumes. Hannah went as a cosmonaut. No specific one (she bristles at W's assumption that she was Yuri Gagarin), just your basic cosmonaut. You can't really see it in the pix, but she does indeed have "CCCP" on her helmet and red stars and all; there's also a real metal gauge (from a blood pressure cuff) embedded in her sleeve. She had white booties, but she's not wearing them in the picture (which was taken right next door at my parents' house).

    Zeke went as Inuyasha, complete with hanyo ears and Tetsusaiga. We were lucky that the first trick-or-treaters we encountered were a group of Japanese teenagers, who made much of him; later another teen, patently a fangirl, positively squee'ed (the more so when we revealed his plan for next year: Sesshomaru).

    Halloween 2008

    Halloween 2008


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